It is a fact: Drax’ obsession with David Foster Wallace’s “Infinite Jest” is reaching new heights with his recent re-read.

He even joined Reddit (at age 53!!) to discuss how Don Gately and Hal Incandenza were (possibly) able to find a hidden entertainment cartridge in the messed up head (aka map) of Hal’s dad after he put said head into a microwave oven, all the while a continental emergency was apparently happening in the Year of Glad, possibly involving widespread dissemination of the samizdat by your friendly Quebecois wheelchair assassins …

Do you like tennis? Are you a former narcotics addict or small time dope dealer?

Were you at some point a Las Vegas-adjacent lounge singer that ran for public office on the promise to catapult toxic waste into New England in order to make America clean again?

No?

That’s fine!

You can still come to the Show (see what I did there IJ addicts and Foster-Wallace bros?)

We WILL entertain you even if you have never touched this addictive doorstopper!

A panel of Infinite Jest aficionados will meet in virtuality (decidedly NOT via video phone!) and through their infinite passion for this transformative piece of entertainment ..uhm I mean literature, will infect you with the ONLY virus that will give infinite rewards!

We guarantee it!

This thing is not like the mold you ate as a child and your mother never told you about (although she is very attuned to your needs, she knows when you are sad and require a hug or something else, because she is ALWAYS on top of things … uhm … in more ways than one …but I digress …)

Panel participants are confirmed as follows:

Until showtime: stay tuned …. to the InterLace ….. or whatever ….